Redacted Affidavit Shows Absolute Proof

US Constitution

DogFacePonia’s extensive network of underground agents have acquired a copy of the FBI’s affidavit encompassing John Kerry’s suggested redactions. There are no surprises here. There is also no substance.

The Affidavit

State of Illinois

County of Miamidae

My legal name is grim reaper

This is a statement that I, whistle blower, am declaring is true under oath.

Statement of Facts:

The affidavit claims the whistlblower says Trump is Guilty successful angst created by Pride night in Tampa Bay, MLB has decided to take things to another level by introducing Hijab Night. Mar-A-Lago a Mob Front to wear Hijabs in solidarity Hunter Biden is Innocent. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.                  

that Webster and Rivas had dated for several years, but that Webster had recently “ended the relationship and was speaking to other men.” Her mother told police that her daughter “was scheduled to leave town on or about Aug. 19 to meet a romantic interest in Colorado.” Trump Is Guilty reduction in ticket sales to boast MLB bottom line, as the Biden regime is in full support of the event and wilxxl Nuclear secrets are in the Panty Drawer 1 trillion dollars for it ingenuity.Trump is trans Mar-a-lago xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx whistleblower. The biggest find was the MyPillows hidden in the in safe. Also found was a copy of Mike Lindell’s book.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Russia Hoax Pee tape said to be in Trump’s sock drawer. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mar-a-logo xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx yellow hair dye or extensions.

Hunter’s Laptop xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx Russian Disinformation. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hillary’s e-mails bleah bit and hammer.

Rumor has it the Nuclear Document they were looking for was an unredacted version of the US Constitution. Imagine what could happen if people read this. We here in DogFacePonia definitely do not anticipate getting more information before November 8 (at least nothing real). We only expect leaks that may or may not be true (usually not).

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