The Necromancer in Chief

Biden with picture of Queen Elizabeth

It appears that Joe Biden is losing his Necromancer abilities. This could spell doom for Democrats in future elections. After an amazing 80 million votes in the 2020 election, many are starting to believe Joe can no longer raise the dead. Estimates are coming in that suggest this could cost Democrats 20 to 30 Million voters.

Joe Biden sent a formal invitation to Queen Elizabeth II to have Tea with him which failed and then he attempted his powers to bring Jackie Walorski back and it also appears to have failed.

Ms Jean-Pierre insisted that these were clearly not failed Necromancy spells. She emphatically insisted that Joe Biden would never use his powers to bring back a Republican from the dead or leaders of other countries. The media group then attempted to ask Jean-Pierre if she had any necromancy powers. She then said, “Like I have always told you I am black and gay and that is all that matters.”

We here in DogFacePonia hope that Joe is losing his mystical powers. Even if The Big Guy is at full strength as the Biden Regime would have everyone believe, our understanding is that he still gets a 10% cut even at diminished capacity. We are not sure if this includes a 10 percent cut of all Republican votes but that does seem likely.

Image From “BOOK OF CONDOLENCE” (CC BY 2.0) by Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office