Nancy Diagnosed with TDS

In a stunning announcement today, doctors reported that Nancy Pelosi was diagnosed with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), defined as “the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency, the very existence of Donald Trump”. Her Doctors have a bleak outlook for Nancy although a Trump loss November 3rd could help.  Other Doctors object that she is not otherwise normal which could end or curtail her recovery. Doctors recommend that the only sure way to get better would be for her to resign from the House of Representatives (or be impeached). Death is another possible solution. Nancy however already looks like a Zombie and might already be undead. So Doctors are not sure that will work. We wonder what’s in her head? (Trumpy, Trumpy, Trumpy)

This syndrome is highly contagious to the ill-informed but not fatal except on occasion to political careers.

Nancy was under observation beginning when she pursued impeaching Trump. She also was exposed for getting a hair treatment without a mask.  That was seen as suicidal by the doctors and her colleagues.  The final straw was a recent attempt to change the 25th amendment so she could have Trump removed before the election. We are wondering if Congress can remove Nancy for being a Zombie?

Many believe she is risking acquiring “Biden Derangement Syndrome” (BDS) a term applied to “Ruling Class Politicians” who are dismissive or contemptuous of a President. The “Biden Derangement Syndrome” is the “inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology” in his behavior (so like a zombie). Although so far Nancy has avoided BDS because Joe has not revealed any legitimate policies. He is not expected to present legitimate policies before the election so doctors are rushing to find a cure for BDS before then.

We pray for Nancy’s recovery as she prayed for Trump to recover from Covid. 

We at Dogfaceponia think we need some religious intervention maybe an exorcism. Democrats are closing churches and are concerned about COVID-19. The Media seems to be making Zombies out of the Electorate. And have you looked at Nancy and Joe, they don’t look so Human? We are worried about the Zombie Apocalypse just in time for Halloween. As we all know the Democrats will use anything to stop Trump. Get Ready.

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