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Fairy Tales
The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Media Ecstatic over New Entrants in the Veepstakes for 2020
The Vice Presidential sweepstakes has garnered new attention from the media and Democrats. People have...
The New Normal is on a Cruise to China
Covid-19 is bringing about a new normal. Television personalities are looking washed out as they...
Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria
In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
Biden Ends Senate Bid in Favor of Running for President
Just days ago, Joe Biden decided to end his run for Senate in DogFacePonia and...
Trump Melts ICE with Dragons
Trump has decided to abolish ICE in favor of a new Immigration Force. Democrats in...
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...
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