Category Archives: Ask DogFacePonia

Definition: “Brandon Steamer”

Warning: The Content below may be shocking and inappropriate for young foals. Whatever you do...

Who are the Democrats Putting in the Closet Now?

Gay people spent a lot of time in the closet. Once they came out of...

Roommates? Who needs ’em Anyway?!

Roommates? Who needs ’em anyway?! With all the crises going on today why would anyone...

Guide to Lawnmowers During The Biden Regime

The world is at war. Russia has invaded Ukraine. Oil Prices are go up faster...

Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2021 Edition

Last year we had a very popular post listing Halloween costumes that would scare liberals...

What am I?

Dear DogFacePonia, I am lost. What am I? I had children so I am a...

We don’t give a Rats Putin about Meghan Markle

If we look back on it, The United States of America had a break up...