Finding Hypocrites is not hard to do in Washington. You can literally find them right and left. You can find them in the Senate and in the House. For Instance, it is very common on the right for Senators to say, “We hold the purse strings, we will not spend any more money” and then McConnell and his Rhino friends will proceed to give money to inflation reduction, infrastructure and all sorts of Joe Biden projects. Thanks for the inflation. On the Left they say they are trying to help the poor with more programs bankrupting the middle class and giving 10% to the big guy.
So, we started thinking who is the most in each category of worthless.
- Who is the most mentally challenged – Joe Biden though we expect Fetterman to give him a run for his ice cream.
- Who is the most corrupt? – There are a lot of options here. Nancy feeding inside stock information to her husband who is getting hammered in more ways than 1, really has to be the winner in our book.
- Who is the Biggest Turncoat – Of course we all know Mitch McConnell has your back America so he can stab it.
Then we started to wonder who the biggest hypocrite might be. This list was long, but we did an extensive search and deep cover agents gathered intelligence and research. We at DogFacePonia determine the Ultra Hypocrite King to be … drum roll … Reverend Raphael Warnock.
We you might ask how or why we came to this conclusion. Well let’s look at the definition of Hypocrite to start. “A person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion” from Merriam-Webster Dictionary
As you may know Raphael Warnock is a Reverend in A Southern Baptist Church. Let’s leave aside the questions of Separation of Church and State. Can you imagine if a Conservative Catholic Priest was in Congress. They would try to take away 501 (c) (3) as fast as they could and probably burn down a crisis pregnancy center in protest. The FBI would conveniently ignore it all as they want searching for a new wardrobe at Mar-A-Lago.
Warnock has several Camp and Spousal Abuse allegations. Which of course is very Christian of him. But what seals the title is he is literally a slumlord. Since we are so into definitions in this post let’s look at slumlord. “A landlord of slum property, especially one who profiteers.” Reverend Raph is the Principal Agent of Ebenezer Building Fund which is associated with his church. During the pandemic they were seemingly evicting people over $28. This all the while, Raphael was given a $7400 a month housing allowance by the church. Very conveniently, this allowance also helps him get around congressional income rules. Just like with the Camp and Abuse allegations he will not answer questions. He claims he had no idea people were being evicted in the middle of a pandemic. Imagine that. Maybe he has too much on his plate if he doesn’t care for the people in his housing complex (AKA Slum).
So what church is Warnock the Reverend of? Ebenezer Baptist Church which is not just any church. It is a church Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther King Sr. where Pastors at. Martin Luther King Jr’s Funeral was held there, and he is literally buried on the grounds. It’s kind of a big deal and a Big Job to be Pastor of this particular church. There also is the fact that King fought against the kind of housing abuses that Warnock is inflicting. I wonder if Warnock can hear Martin Luther King Jr rolling over in his grave when he gives a sermon on Repenting our Whiteness or Housing Abuses? Rumor has it King voted for Warnock despite being dead for more than 50 years.
We at DogFacePonia could not come up with a better example of Hypocrite even with so many choices in Congress. We have reached out to the dictionary to see if they can add his picture as an example of the word. So far, they have not gotten back to us. Maybe we should submit him for slumlord as well.
Image From: Raphael Warnock, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons