Author Archives: Christopher Lindsay
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals: 2026 Edition
Each Halloween we at Dogfaceponia perform our most sacred civic duty: creating a list of...
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The Revolt: 250 Years After
Roughly 250 years ago, a handful of tax-weary gentlemen with excellent quills and questionable wigs...
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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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How To End the War In Ukraine
While visiting Florida, President Joe Biden told the mayor of Fort Myers: “No one f–s...