Desperate man pays Mortgage by purchasing 1000 Barrels of Oil

Oil Cans Spilling art piece.

A Man in Dogfaceponia had recently lost his job and was looking for a way to pay his rent. He got the money by purchasing 1000 Barrels of oil for -$35 a barrel. When interviewed he said he couldn’t believe how easy it was. All he had to do was take the oil for a while and they would pay him $35 per barrel. He is now trying to figure out how to store or use it all. He gave us a list of his ideas.

1.) Store in the bath tub.

2.) Make his sandbox an oil box the kids won’t mind

3.) Get rid of Christmas decorations and store the oil in totes

4.) Flat Bed Truck

5.) Fill the hot water heater

6.) Make his own electric plant

7.) Become an Artist and make Oil Paintings

8.) Light 2 Million Eternal Flames

Time will only tell how this situation goes. All we know is they are delivering 1000 barrels of Oil to his 3 bedroom suburban house on Thursday.

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