The Harris campaign and Trump campaign have agreed to debate on September 10th. There has been negotiation going on for other dates as well.
Kamala is doing her best to prepare by taking Teleprompter lessons from Biden in the White House Basement. When not in Training with Biden, Kamala Harris is gearing up for it by not taking any questions from the press. This way she can save her energy for the upcoming debates. Looking back on recent history we can see how well Kamala has done in recent debates.
Kamala Classic Debate Moments
- Kamala vs. Mike Pence vs. The Fly – Kamala spent most of the debate discussing toilet paper while a fly sat on Mike Pence’s head. It was probably there because Kamala ran out in the end, despite Kamala getting demolished by facts. The real winner was the Fly with Kamala landing in a distant 3rd.
- Kamala vs.Joe Biden – In the 2019 debates, Kamala implied Biden was Racist and said she believed his accuser in effect implying he was a racist rapist. No big deal he forgot when he asked her to be Vice President over a Zoom Call from his basement. This is because he didn’t know where he was. She must have too.
- Kamala vs. Tulsi Gabbard – Again in the 2019 Democratic debates Kamala claimed she would be a Prosecutor President. Tulsi Gabbard devastated her and ended her campaign in a single response. As it turns out Gabbard even won delegates in the Primaries for President in 2020. Something which Kamala has never done.
We here at DogFacePonia are excited for the upcoming debates where Donald Trump gets to discuss all the great successes of her Vice Presidential career. We are sure he will discuss the great leadership she had as Border Czar and the excellent work she did hiding Joe Biden’s dementia from Liberals. Kamala is trying to assure people she can’t possibly be as bad as Biden was in the First Debate. Meanwhile, some Republicans are concerned she may drop out of the race after getting devastated by Trump. This would lead the Democrats to come up with another candidate, who did not receive any votes, to face Trump.
Image From: “Kamala Harris” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Gage Skidmore
