RED New Deal by AOC

DogFacePonia scientists hard at work discovered that Liberals do actually have a brain, they just weren’t using it. With significant research they developed a “red pill” that can be taken to activate brain function. We have just learned that AOC is a test subject. She now has a new plan to fix everything. It is called the RED NEW DEAL.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, revealed to the press that she has uncovered the real problems in Washington. She said the following, “I have taken the red pill, now everything makes sense, I was a brainwashed moron and realize now that anyone I have worked closely with should not be reelected. The vomitous nonsense I have been infecting people with is just a load of crap. Please Remember, vote red on November 3.” She ended by saying this plan is so easy to put in motion anyone can do it, even morons that voted for myself and my other commie friends. Just Vote RED and we will save our nation.”

AOC, also put out a big thank you to DogFacePonia Medical for helping with the surgery to remove her head from her hindquarters. Rumor has it, it was the professionals at DogFacePonia Medical that gave her the RED pill that started this new plan in Motion.

Image From: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ SXSW” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by nrkbeta