New York, NY – Michael Bloomberg announced today he is dropping out of the race for the presidency. He spent $500 Million on his campaign just to prove people like Joe Biden better than him.
In an Interview Bloomberg reportedly said “It was money well spent, I was able to prove my idea that almost everyone likes Joe Biden more than me. I like him so much better than me that I am endorsing him for president rather than myself.” This is especially true in the young crazy liberal community where Bloomberg lost support because of his history of being friends with other rich people like Trump and his stop and frisk policies.
Young voters in DogfacePonia are sad today as they have long supported “Not Biden” after Biden used Dog Face Pony in a hateful rage calling a voter a Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier. Young Democrats in DogFacePonia have expressed support Bernie Sanders over Joe Biden because they prefer hot sauce to cheese on their burritos.
Bloomberg reportedly also lost a $1 bet to Donald Trump. Bloomberg reportedly bet Trump $1 that he could beat him in the 2020 election and couldn’t even make it out of the primaries.
Trump took to twitter to gloat about his $1 victory “I could have told him long ago that he didn’t have what it takes, and he would have saved himself a billion and one dollars.
Imagine From : “Michael Bloomberg” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Gage Skidmore
