People woke up June 17th to the news of another capital incursion. This new insurrection occurred following the January 6th hearing in the House of Representatives. Seven men and Triumphant the insult comic donkey were arrested in the Longworth House Office Building after being escorted out of the third public Jan. 6 committee hearing earlier.
Ray Epps was filmed encouraging the insurrectionists to reenter the capital complex but was not among those arrested. After being arrested, the men gave aliases to disguise their identities. They gave Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy and Doc as their names. This deception did not work out well for them as all these names were on the terrorist watch list.
The group was ejected from the hearings because they were not news reporters but rather comedy reporters. The group was confused because they thought the Jan 6th hearing was comedy entertainment. The group of leftist insurrectionists reportedly banged on doors of several Republican offices – including that of Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy of California, Jim Jordan of Ohio and Lauren Boebert of Colorado. AOC was almost violated by Triumphant the insult comic Donkey. He clearly mistook her for Lauren Boebert and tired to spoon with her.
Adam Schiff is accused of providing unauthorized reconnaissance tours of Republican offices throughout Capitol Hill. Schiff denied any responsibility for the erection. Adam Schiff was quoted as saying that these people had incited an erection just as Donald Trump had on January 6th. They were arrested and released on their own recognizance because they were Democrats.
We at DogFacePonia support Republican demands for a 6/17 Congressional Committee which are already being heard. The plan is to investigate and issue a full Colbert Report.