We sat down with Master Yoda for an interview to discuss the Election
DogfacePonia: What do you think of the US Election?
Yoda: May the Force be with you … need it you will.
DogFacePonia: What do you think of Donald Trump’s MAGA Hat?
Yoda: Hats not make one great.
DogFacePonia: How do you feel about the upcoming debates any advice for candidates?
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try.
DogFacePonia: What do you think of Joe Biden? Is he going to stop COVID-19, save race relations, and fix America?
Yoda: I sense much fear in Biden. Fear of Debates, Fear of COVID, Fear of Trump, Fear of Progressives, Fear of accepting the Nomination, Fear of picking a Vice President, Fear of leaving the basement. Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to Donald Trump’s reelection.
DogFacePonia: Thank you for your time. Any parting words?
Yoda: Pass on what you have learned.