I Sense Much Fear in You Young Biden

We sat down with Master Yoda for an interview to discuss the Election

DogfacePonia: What do you think of the US Election?

Yoda: May the Force be with you … need it you will.

DogFacePonia: What do you think of Donald Trump’s MAGA Hat?

Yoda: Hats not make one great.

DogFacePonia: How do you feel about the upcoming debates any advice for candidates?

Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try.

DogFacePonia: What do you think of Joe Biden? Is he going to stop COVID-19, save race relations, and fix America?

Yoda: I sense much fear in Biden. Fear of Debates, Fear of COVID, Fear of Trump, Fear of Progressives, Fear of accepting the Nomination, Fear of picking a Vice President, Fear of leaving the basement. Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to Donald Trump’s reelection.

DogFacePonia: Thank you for your time. Any parting words?

Yoda: Pass on what you have learned.

Image From : “Yoda” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by deege@fermentarium.com