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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Fairy Tales
Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Election Politics
DEI in FEMA Recovery
Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency...
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Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Left Unprepared, DNC Causes Shortages in Chicago
We here in DogFacePonia, saw this coming. Chicago is basically unprepared to handle anything, crime,...
Kamala Harris Gears Up to Get Destroyed in Another Debate
The Harris campaign and Trump campaign have agreed to debate on September 10th. There has...
Kamala Finds New Root Cause
Ismael El Mayo Zambada García and Joaquín Guzmán López, 2 leaders of Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel...
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...
The Shot That Woke the World
Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented...
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...