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So, Cocaine was found in the White House. Now the Secret Service has informed America,...

Biden Enacts “Mars First” Policy

A message was received from Mars. It was interpreted by some of the best scientific...

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When Joe Biden announced the new marketing campaign Bidenomics, we thought it was a joke....

Musk and Zuckerberg to Settle Their Differences with Robot Arm Wrestling Match

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Hunter Biden Unleashes a Blizzard of White Gold at the White House!

In a turbulent whirlwind of events, the nation’s capital has transformed into a surreal snow-covered...

French Parliament Debates Proposal to Introduce ‘Flame-Resistant Berets’ as Mandatory Headwear Amid #FranceOnFire Craze

In a stunning display of fashion-meets-safety, the French Parliament finds itself engulfed in a heated...

Reponator Coming for Repo Mans Job

Reponator, no not that truck from the Cars Films. We have come to find out...

Ketanji Brown Jackson Displays Her Diversity in Crayon Dissent

To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument...