BANKS: Safe and Effective Just Like Vaccines
Banks Save and Effective? According to Bankers this is Sage Advice. They have backing from...
Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse
Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...
Biden: ‘This Will Be the Most Diverse, Equitable & Inclusive Financial Collapse in History’
The nation is bracing for yet another financial collapse. Banks across the country are crumbling...
Stunning & Brave Intersectional Academic Demands Black Bereavement Leave
In a hundred years from now, up there with MLK’s speech, “I Have A Dream,”...
NJ Restaurant Extends Ban on Children to Democrats of Every Age
Nettie’s “House of Spaghetti”—ptui!—the slop trough of jarred Prego and wholesale Barilla known to respectable...
The Fetterman Files
The mysterious (Not So Mysterious) case of John Fetterman. The Fetterman Files takes a look...
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico
In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...
Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors
As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly,...
Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History
A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad
In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...