NJ Restaurant Extends Ban on Children to Democrats of Every Age

Nettie’s “House of Spaghetti”—ptui!—the slop trough of jarred Prego and wholesale Barilla known to respectable...

The Fetterman Files

The mysterious (Not So Mysterious) case of John Fetterman. The Fetterman Files takes a look...

Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...

Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors

As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly,...

Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...

National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?

The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...