National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?

The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...

Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You

Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...

DOJ Announces Special Counsel to Ignore Hunter Biden

The Department of Justice announced the creation of a new special counsel to ignore Hunter...

How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...

What is an Omnibus Bill Anyhow?

When we first heard the word Omnibus, we thought it might be a new variant...

Jan 6th Commitee refers Trump to DOJ for Biden’s Crimes

The January 6th Committee announced today that they are running out of time to waste....

Sicknesses, Rumors of Sicknesses and Coffee.

With the rise of Strep Type-A and Scarlet Fever among British school kids. Which seems...

Something Smells Funny About the Deal

Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...