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French Parliament Debates Proposal to Introduce ‘Flame-Resistant Berets’ as Mandatory Headwear Amid #FranceOnFire Craze

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To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument...

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SCOTUS rules “The Constitution doesn’t care about your feelings.”

In a 6-3 ruling in the case of Your Feelings vs. The Constitution. The supreme...

Auction Electric Cars

The next step in Tesla AI. Electric Cars that Auction themselves. The newest of the...