Trump Melts ICE with Dragons
Trump has decided to abolish ICE in favor of a new Immigration Force. Democrats in...
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...
The Democratic Presidential Burrito
Meat – Pete Buttigieg –Buttigieg sticks to the party lines so is an essential ingredient...
Cincinnati Reds just looking to beat the Pirates
Cincinnati – In 2019 The Cincinnati Reds had a mediocre season and managed to finish...
Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer
Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...
Pete Buttigieg releases RePete Robot
Pete Buttigieg is expecting a boost in voting, now that the Re-Pete Robot has launched...
Rod Blagojevich announces he is running for President as a Trumpocrat
Chicago,IL – Rod Blagojevich has announced a 3rd party run for the Presidency as a...
Joe Biden Says he was Arrested by Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiers while trying to visit Nelson Mandela
Charleston, SC – In a recent interview Joe Biden was asked about his comments regarding...
White Sox Sign Useless Utility Infielder to a $3.25 Million Contract
Chicago, IL – The Chicago White Sox have signed useless utility infielder, Leroy Garcia, to...
Welcome to DogFacePonia
Here at DogFacePonia we want to welcome you to a land of fairy tales. We...