The New Normal is on a Cruise to China
Covid-19 is bringing about a new normal. Television personalities are looking washed out as they...
ALERT! Bernie Sanders suspends his Presidential run to pursue Senate run in Dogfaceponia
Just yesterday, Bernie Sanders decided to end his presidential run and concentrate on a run...
Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned
Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...
MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL
Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...
Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria
In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...
TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus
The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...