The Democratic Presidential Burrito

Meat – Pete Buttigieg –Buttigieg sticks to the party lines so is an essential ingredient...

Cincinnati Reds just looking to beat the Pirates

Cincinnati – In 2019 The Cincinnati Reds had a mediocre season and managed to finish...

Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer

Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...

Pete Buttigieg releases RePete Robot

Pete Buttigieg is expecting a boost in voting, now that the Re-Pete Robot has launched...

Rod Blagojevich announces he is running for President as a Trumpocrat

Chicago,IL – Rod Blagojevich has announced a 3rd party run for the Presidency as a...

Joe Biden Says he was Arrested by Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiers while trying to visit Nelson Mandela

Charleston, SC – In a recent interview Joe Biden was asked about his comments regarding...

White Sox Sign Useless Utility Infielder to a $3.25 Million Contract

Chicago, IL – The Chicago White Sox have signed useless utility infielder, Leroy Garcia, to...

Welcome to DogFacePonia

Here at DogFacePonia we want to welcome you to a land of fairy tales. We...