People consider using Stimulus Money as Toilet Paper

As the Fed and Department of the Treasury continue to print money, some people are...

The New Normal is on a Cruise to China

Covid-19 is bringing about a new normal. Television personalities are looking washed out as they...

ALERT! Bernie Sanders suspends his Presidential run to pursue Senate run in Dogfaceponia

Just yesterday, Bernie Sanders decided to end his presidential run and concentrate on a run...

Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned

Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...

MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL

Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...

Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria

In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the...

Guinness Virus Spreading

Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...

Biden vs. Bidet

In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...

TPocalypse

Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia.  Toilet paper has totally sold out.  Because of the...

US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus

The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....