CHOP Canceled
The Atlanta Braves are axing the Tomahawk Chop. One unmentioned reason for the change is...
Alphabetical Drinking
Bars are opening based on the school guidelines. They are claiming that they should not...
Redskins Renamed Pansies
The Washington Redskins have agreed to change their name. They said they will be known...
Biden Does Trump
Joe Biden gave a speech on his economic plan yesterday. Aides scrambled to produce the...
TaB Mural Defaced
DogFacePonia celebrates the long and rich tradition of murals and other street art, and recognizes...
News Flash: SCOTUS Rules on Trump Taxes
The Supreme Court today ruled on two cases related to President Trump’s tax returns and...
Smoking Nuns need Birth Control
The Supreme Count of the United States, in a 7-2 ruling, has voted that The...
To Flush or Not to Flush
DogFacePonia has now experienced the violent culture of today. A group of violent protesters has...
New Covid Fashion Trend
A new fashion is raging across DogFacePonia. We have dubbed the new fashion the Covid...
Kanye Running for Pope
In a new tweet today, just one day after announcing he is running for president,...