Opinion – After exhaustive research Dogfaceponia has determined that Monuments are only allowed for 4 presidents and all other presidential monuments should be torn down immediately.
Allowed Presidents James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, Barack Obama
All other monuments should be removed, see reasons below.
George Washington – White Privilege, Slave owner, Male
John Adams – White Privilege, Hated Foreigners (Alien and sedition act), Male
Thomas Jefferson – White Privilege, Slave owner, Male
James Madison – See Above
James Monroe – See Above
John Quincy Adams – White Privilege, Son of President who hated Foreigners (Alien and Sedition Act), Male
Andrew Jackson – White Privilege, owned slaves, Founder of modern Democratic Party (most racist organization in history of America), Terrible to Native Americans, Male
Martin Van Buren – White Privilege, Forcibly Removed Native Americans to Oklahoma, Male
William Henry Harrison – White Privilege, Slave owner, Male
John Tyler – White Privilege, Slave owner, Male
James K. Polk – See Above
Zachary Taylor – See Above
Millard Fillmore – White Privilege, Allowed Fugitive Slave Act, Male
Franklin Pierce – White Privilege, signed the Kansas–Nebraska Act, enforcing the Fugitive Slave Act, Male
James Buchanan – Probably Gay in the closet so despite being a worthless president you can’t say anything against him, Monuments are ok!!!
Abraham Lincoln – Emancipation Proclamation Monuments ok!!
Andrew Johnson – White Privilege, Slave owner, Male
Ulysses S. Grant – White Privilege, wife’s family owned slaves, male, Republican
Rutherford B. Hayes – White Privilege, Indian Removal and Wars, Male, Republican
James A. Garfield – White Privilege, President during party of Guilded age of rich white people, Male, Republican
Chester A. Arthur – See above
Grover Cleveland – White Privilege, Rapist, Misogynist, Male
Benjamin Harrison – White Privilege, From Mike Pence’s home state, lost re-election to a rapist, Misogynist, Male, Republican
Grover Cleveland – White Privilege, Rapist, Misogynist, Male
William McKinley – White Privilege, Colonialist and Imperialist, Male, Republican
Theodore Roosevelt – See above
William Howard Taft – White Privilege, refused to appoint African Americans to federal jobs, Male. Republican
Woodrow Wilson – White Privilege, Segregationist, Male
Warren G. Harding – White Privilege, Male, Republican
Calvin Coolidge – See Above
Herbert Hoover – See Above
Franklin D. Roosevelt – White Privilege, Put Japanese Americans in camps during WWII, Male
Harry S. Truman – White Privilege, KKK Member, Male
Dwight D. Eisenhower – White Privilege, Male, Republican
John F. Kennedy – White Privilege, Voted Against Civil rights act of 1957 while in congress, Male
Lyndon B. Johnson – White Privilege, Misogynist, Male
Richard Nixon – Enforced Desegregation of Schools, Defeated superracist George Wallace for the Presidency, Ended Vietnam war, began the war on cancer, created the EPA. Monuments OK!!
Gerald Ford – White Privilege, Male, Republican
Jimmy Carter – White Privilege, From the South, Male
Ronald Reagan – White Privilege, Male, Republican
George H. W. Bush – See Above
Bill Clinton – White Privilege, Enacted Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Womanizer, The Emails, Male
George W. Bush – See George H. W. Bush
Barack Obama – Black!!!! Nobel Prize!!! Monuments Everywhere!!!!
Donald Trump – Not Obama, says mean things, White, Male, need 300 pages to list all grievances.
Image From : “Return to Mount Rushmore” (CC BY-ND 2.0) by John McLinden
