Following Rhode Island’s plan to change it’s name, America will changes it’s name. “America has become associated with freedom and this is offensive to some people. This should encourage us to change” said Nancy Pelosi.
President Trump has proposed renaming the country The United States of Trumperica. This is seen as equally offensive to all minorities. We are looking for a way for everyone to be equally angry and nobody feels left out. This seems the best way.
This will need to get through congress before it is official.
Image from: “Trump Tower, Chicago” (CC BY 2.0) by James Cridland