Shortages in DogFacePonia

Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer.  To counteract...

Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus

Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...

Biden Ends Senate Bid in Favor of Running for President

Just days ago, Joe Biden decided to end his run for Senate in DogFacePonia and...

What the Gabbard?!

What is Tulsi Gabbard? The news is out! The last woman democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren...

All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD

All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...

New Color for MAGA

News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...

Bloomberg spends $500 Million to prove people like Biden better

New York, NY – Michael Bloomberg announced today he is dropping out of the race...

Mulligan on Impeachment Approved in the House

Congress has decided that their case against the president was so amazing the first time...

Technology Breakthrough by UberFlush

A new technology has hit the markets. The One Flush(Tm) technology of the UberFlush Inc...

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Pope Against Creation of Terminators

Vatican City- The Pope recently began work on setting guidelines for the creation of AI...