Fairy Tales
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
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Election Media Politics
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...
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Politics
The Shot That Woke the World
Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented...
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Fairy Tales
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...
TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus
The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus
Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...
Biden Ends Senate Bid in Favor of Running for President
Just days ago, Joe Biden decided to end his run for Senate in DogFacePonia and...
What the Gabbard?!
What is Tulsi Gabbard? The news is out! The last woman democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren...
All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD
All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...
New Color for MAGA
News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...