All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than CBD Oil. Guaranteed to be 3 times as effective as snake oil. DFP Oil can be used to treat*
- Arthritis pain
- Inflammatory pain
- Nausea and vomiting
- Nerve-related pain
- Sleep disorders
- Good Looks
- Bad Breath
- Lice. Fleas and Ticks
- Smoking Addiction (Cigarettes, Crack or Weed)
- Corona and Guinness Virus
Please do not use this (or anything else) if you use an MAOI inhibitor. If you live in South Carolina, near a stream or in DogFacePonia please contact your doctor before starting DFP Oil. Please discontinue use if you start to develop a Dog Face unless that was the reason you began taking it in the first place. Coming to a retailer near you!!!
*None of the Above has been evaluated by any medical professionals in any capacity. Take at your own risk. Still it is probably safer than Big Pharma.
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