All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD

All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than CBD Oil. Guaranteed to be 3 times as effective as snake oil. DFP Oil can be used to treat*

  • Acne
  • Anxiety
  • Arthritis pain
  • Depression
  • Inflammatory pain
  • Muscle-spasticity
  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Nerve-related pain
  • Sleep disorders
  • Diabetes
  • Cancer
  • Good Looks
  • Bad Breath
  • Lice. Fleas and Ticks
  • Smoking Addiction (Cigarettes, Crack or Weed)
  • Alcoholism
  • Corona and Guinness Virus

Please do not use this (or anything else) if you use an MAOI inhibitor. If you live in South Carolina, near a stream or in DogFacePonia please contact your doctor before starting DFP Oil. Please discontinue use if you start to develop a Dog Face unless that was the reason you began taking it in the first place. Coming to a retailer near you!!!

*None of the Above has been evaluated by any medical professionals in any capacity. Take at your own risk. Still it is probably safer than Big Pharma.

Image From: “Soybean Oil Poured” (CC BY 2.0) by UnitedSoybeanBoard