The Democratic Presidential Burrito

Burrito with American Flag on Toothpick

MeatPete Buttigieg –Buttigieg sticks to the party lines so is an essential ingredient to a Burrito. I’m sure we could come up with more reasons, but we will leave that up to you.

Hot Sauce – Bernie Sanders – Not a required ingredient to great burrito but can definitely spice it up. Some people just don’t like hot sauce, others are all about it. Feel the Burn!!!

Lettuce – Amy Kocbochar – Lettuce is needed for a burrito, but it is kind of watered down and does not really add much.

Sour Cream – Elizabeth Warren – Not included on every burrito can offset some of the spiciness of the Burrito. Also Warren is clearly very sour at least toward Michael Bloomberg.

Beans – Michael Bloomberg – Funny Texture and can fill a room with hot air (or at least every TV in the Nation). Might even give you the runs.

Cheese – Joe Biden – Required ingredient it adds um, cheese, and with all one liners Biden has had on the campaign trail it doesn’t get much cheesier than that.

Tomato – Tom Steyer – this one is always there. Can be a bit seedy and the ingredient definitely molds the fastest.

Guacamole – Andrew Yang – This ingredient normally costs a little extra and is not standard but some people swear by it.

Image From : “Breakfast Burrito” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by goldberg