Category Archives: Food
Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Fairy Tales
Make America Venezuela Again!
Make America Venezuela Again?! At one point Venezuela was the richest Country in it’s Continent....
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Biden’s Wiener Mobile
President Joe Biden is running for reelection and was searching for a message that would...
Is She Really American?
Is she really an American, and what is this about Butter anyway? Tik Tok blogging...
AOC Coming for Your Burger and Your Holiday
A reality check shows that Trump’s policies encouraging domestic energy production created jobs, strengthened our...
Will Families Eat Crow or Go Cold Turkey for Thanksgiving? Thanks Biden
Thanksgiving American style. This year many will be going cold turkey because they can’t afford...
Animal Liberation Front organizes the Slaughter of over 1,000 Turkeys, just in time for Thanksgiving
Imagine the horror Harry Schultz must have felt when he entered the eerily quiet buildings...
Exorbitant Gas Prices Leads Illegals To Fill Their Tanks With Refried Beans
It started with a tostada. Next came flautas. Before long Manuel Antonio was filling up...
You’re Going to Eat Crickets and Like It!
If you’re a Healthfood Nut, or just like Nuts… You may want to take a...
Biden Makes Plans to Rename Easter
The Biden Administration is making plans to rename Easter. They want to make it more...
The Chicken Sandwich Mandate
We at DogFacePonia noticed something. Every single fast food restaurant has now created a chicken...
Biden’s Great White Start
Biden has had a fantastic first 200 days it seems that all is going according...