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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Fairy Tales
Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Election Politics
DEI in FEMA Recovery
Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency...
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Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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New Jen & Berry’s Ice Cream Trumps its Predecessor
Jen & Berry’s creative department has come up with some new flavors in the attempt...
Pork is the New Toilet Paper
In another move to keep men from bringing home the bacon, there are new rules...
Hunter Swims With the Trout
Domestic terrorists have begun to infect fresh water streams, rivers and lakes. The invasion begins...
Antique Pizza Paddle Broken During Wedding
It was a lovely wedding, weather was perfect in D.C. and the church was decorated...
Positive Effects of Farting and Burping
The government has identified beef as a contributor to climate change. Farting cows are a...
Boebert Organizes Sleep-over
Republican Representative Lauren Boebert is organizing a sleepover in the Capital Garage. All participants will...
Kamala’s Plan – Biden Basement at Naval Observatory
Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This...
Democrats New Plan “Let’s Circle Back, Orange Bad”
Jen Psaki was asked if President Biden was going to watch the Impeachment. She replied...
Joe Moves Inauguration to his Basement
In response to recent security failures at the capital, Joe Biden has determined that he...
Hunter Biden for Sale
Hunter Biden needs your help to pay his mounting legal fees. A GoFundMePage has been...