Category Archives: Food

New Jen & Berry’s Ice Cream Trumps its Predecessor

Jen & Berry’s creative department has come up with some new flavors in the attempt...

Pork is the New Toilet Paper

In another move to keep men from bringing home the bacon, there are new rules...

Hunter Swims With the Trout

Domestic terrorists have begun to infect fresh water streams, rivers and lakes. The invasion begins...

Antique Pizza Paddle Broken During Wedding

It was a lovely wedding, weather was perfect in D.C. and the church was decorated...

Positive Effects of Farting and Burping

The government has identified beef as a contributor to climate change. Farting cows are a...

Boebert Organizes Sleep-over

Republican Representative Lauren Boebert is organizing a sleepover in the Capital Garage. All participants will...

Kamala’s Plan – Biden Basement at Naval Observatory

Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This...

Democrats New Plan “Let’s Circle Back, Orange Bad”

Jen Psaki was asked if President Biden was going to watch the Impeachment.  She replied...

Joe Moves Inauguration to his Basement

In response to recent security failures at the capital, Joe Biden has determined that he...

Hunter Biden for Sale

Hunter Biden needs your help to pay his mounting legal fees. A GoFundMePage has been...