Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This is supposedly due to necessary renovations. The only renovation mentioned was a chimney liner. That seems seasonally challenged since Christmas is not until December. There has been trouble procuring that vast amount of Toilet Paper Kamala requested, but with the pandemic clearing they may get it soon.
Our undercover operatives have reported that the renovations include the addition of a Biden Basement. Biden Basements are all the rage in the home improvement arena. Kamala reportedly has some concerns that there was “too much praying” from the Pence family in the house. Kamala does not get down on her knees (for God anyways). She plans to have Colin Kaepernick come do a kneeling rituals in order cancel out any pray.
They also report that Kamala is dragging her feet on the move to avoid having to move twice. She expects to celebrate the 4th of July at the White House with a small group of socially distanced hot dogs. For now we hope she can go to the Cine Kamala.
The vice president and her husband, Doug Emhoff, do not currently live at the Naval Observatory. A mentally challenged Texas man was arrested near the official residence. He had AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, 113 rounds of unregistered ammunition, and five 30 round magazines. Emphasis is on mentally challenged since he didn’t even know Kamala hadn’t moved there yet.
There is a plan to move Joe there. He will not notice since he doesn’t know where he is anyway. But having a replica of his basement means he can be moved there and Kamala can move into the White House. Joe refers to her as President Harris so he won’t have a problem.
In other news, the pandemic is winding down and a group of investors is opening a new chain of restaurants and bars called Biden’s Basement. They will have low overhead because they will be in basements where rental is cheap. DogFacePonia’s news is mostly in and about the basement these days. So we will keep you up to date on any downward action.