Biden Makes Plans to Rename Easter

Joe Biden and Easter Bunny wearing Mask.

The Biden Administration is making plans to rename Easter. They want to make it more inclusive. Though Biden says he is Catholic he seemingly does not posses any virtues of Catholicism, Christianity or Christ. Jesus is a man being resurrected and must somehow represent the patriarchal domination of some such. Biden is looking for a way to make a permanent mark on America and this goes beyond a ruined economy.

This is seen as a way to resurrect the Build Back Better Plan. Early polls show changing the name of Easter has only slightly less approval than Joe Biden’s Presidency. DogFacePonia Deep Cover Peeps obtain a secret list or options Joe is considering.

Possible New Names for Easter

  • Ukrainian Peep Lift Day – Biden is planning a major airlift of peeps to Ukraine for Easter. Liberals like Mitt Romney all love Ukraine and of course Peeps are gender neutral. There have been complaints about the separation of church and state so they are also going to drop off Matzo peeps.
  • Border Bunny Bonanza – The Border is wide open and with the spring weather let the bonanza begin (or continue). Getting rid of Title 42 will really take it to the next level. Not only that but just like Build Back Better it is 3 Bs and Biden loves the alliteration. Even though in his current state of cognition he doesn’t know what that means (if he ever did).
  • The Hatching – Does this sound like a 80s horror film? Well thanks to Biden we do have inflation that is higher than any time since you guessed it the 1980s. Interestingly Biden ran for president in 1988 and dropped out after he was found to be a plagiarist. Seeing the way the Regime is handling the economy they seem to have plagiarized a few ideas from Jimmy Carter.

We at DogFacePonia are gonna stick with Easter and pray God that he can save us all from this potato brained regime. Maybe Ronald Reagan can be resurrected and save us from the 2nd coming of Jimmy Carter.

Image From: The White House, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons