Chicago,IL – Rod Blagojevich has announced a 3rd party run for the Presidency as a Trumpocrat. “I’ve got this thing and it’s (expletive) golden. As a Trumpocrat I can get votes from people that like Trump and Democrats” said Blagojevich in an interview.
When it was pointed out that he would be running against Trump Rod said “I am Trumpier than Donald Trump, I am the Best Governor Illinois has ever had and have the experience dealing with corruption.” Blagojevich does indeed have experience with corruption as he personally tried to sell a Senate Seat left vacant by Barack Obama. He also had to deal with Mike Madigan and the most corrupt state government in the Union. Blagojevich had no comment when asked if he planned to sell Cabinet positions and Ambassadorships if elected.
Fox News citing unnamed sources is reporting that Trump is trying to find a way to undo the clemency and return Blagojevich to prison in order to prevent him from stealing votes from the president in the election later this year.