Democrats have some ideas that might merit at least looking at more closely. On the surface, some things sound good, however, we know how it turns out. People who disagree disappear into the darkness. We here in DogFacePonia decided to look at some of these ideas more closely. What we found was shocking and it sure turned on the lights.
Our studies found that an alarming number of Democrats forget to turn the lights on or in some cases forget they have lights at all. In the surrounding darkness, facts really don’t matter because you can’t see them anyway. We decided to look in-depth at a few poster children for the Democrat Party.
In the case of Joy Behar, we found that not even the sun going supernova could power her lightbulb. Living her life in the dark for so long, Joy has even decided she knows Black problems better than Tim Scott. If my lightbulb was not on, I suppose I would not be able to tell the difference between a white woman and a black man. Some people are color blind others are braindead. Maybe if I became woke and put myself in a lightbulb and sucked all the oxygen out I would feel like a CNN reporter. My lightbulb could then turn off and I wouldn’t see it even though it surrounds me but I could still identify as lightbulb of emptiness. Then maybe I could be just like Joy Behar. If I looked like her, I would probably want to keep the lights off too. After all this I might discover a need to preserve that Green Energy because AOC said so.
The Lighting issues of AOC are clearly causing all kinds problems. She even exclaimed that the Lights are off for Joe Biden more than even the Darkness advocates expected. It appears the left-wing media was a Joy-ful source of information. In DogFacePonia, we saw plenty of information that pointed to Joe Biden living with the lights off. Maybe in 50 years AOC will have gathered enough energy from her solar panels (or money from shirt sales) to make one rational thought; we here in DogFacePonia, remain unconvinced.
Mayor Wheeler in Portland is showing some minor signs of light. After a year trying to generating energy by burning businesses, schools, police stations, and Court Houses. It appears the lightbulb is not completely burnt out for Wheeler. In declaring a state of emergency, it seems the powers that be have issued a threat against Wheeler. I guess easy come easy go. Wheeler better watch out, Antifa might come to his house again. This time they might try to do some laser eye surgery to knock his lights out for good. Lasers are totally harmless but guns, please take them away.
We here in DogFacePonia truly wish more people would decide to turn the lights on for everyone! Edison literally invented the lightbulb more than 140 years ago, yet many people refuse to use it. A reporter once asked Edison, “How did it feel to fail 1,000 times?” Edison replied, “I didn’t fail 1,000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps.” We would like to ask Democrats how it feels to fail 1000 times but we are afraid they might try to explain how there are 1000 genders.