President Biden on Thursday, in rolling out a set of executive orders on gun control, said “no amendment is absolute only Vodka.” (Which you will want after read the below changes).
Biden signed another executive order on Friday empaneling a commission to examine possible reforms to the Bill of Rights and other Constitutional amendments, in keeping with his statement on Thursday.
The Bipartisan Amendment Commission will include 50 Democrats including AOC, the squad and the following 7 Rinos:
- Sen. Roy Blunt
- Sen. Susan Collins
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski
- Sen. Rob Portman
- Sen. Mitt Romney
- Sen. Pat Toomey
- Sen. Roger Wicker
Example of possible amendments to amendments:
AMENDMENT I:
Unless there is a COVID pandemic, Congress shall make no law (not a problem) respecting an establishment of religion or strip joint, or prohibiting the free exercise (stripping or pole dancing) thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably (mostly) to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Reddresses are always bad.
AMENDMENT II
A well regulated Militia including DogFacePony soldiers, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Amendment III:
No soldier including dogface pony soldiers shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. However, Parking Garages are ok.
AMENDMENT XV:
Section 1.
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude. Requiring an ID is racist.
AMENDMENT XIX:
The right of citizens of the United States to vote or use any toilet they like shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex or due to nonbinary magical unicorn confusion.
AMENDMENT XXI:
Section 1.
The eighteenth article or any other article we find inconvenient to our agenda at a given moment of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.
AMENDMENT XXIV
Section 1.
The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay poll tax or other tax. produce valid identification.
AMENDMENT XXVI
Section 1.
The right of citizens of the United States and their parents, who are eighteen one years of age or older, to vote change gender shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of age or consent of the minor.
Image from: “Serfs Up! Bill of Rights” (CC BY-ND 2.0) by Serfs UP ! Roger Sayles
