Democrats Make a Great Joke – Call Themselves the “Party of Science”

Mark Twain with Quote "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

The Democrats make great jokes sometimes. Some might argue their whole platform is a joke. But the results seem to be no laughing matter. What is their best joke? Every time I hear “Follow the Science” I can’t help but laugh.

To start with, there are a few simple scientific facts they find it hard to grasp. For instance, boys are boys and girls are girls. This would seem the most obvious of things right? I mean it was written in Genesis 2700 years ago. I am pretty sure cave men and even Kindergarten Cop have figured it out. In fact, few things are more obvious. But some things like when a life a starts, they want to make super complicated. They make it a term based thing. At week 32 or 25 weeks or 40 years or when the baby comes out, poof it is alive or maybe not. They have this science thing down for sure. They call themselves the “Party of Science” Lol.

So the party that can’t figure out which toilet to use, sure as heck has a monopoly on the Scientific Method. Kamala is a Prosecutor (Vice) President and Biden the Scientist President. He has mastered the science of walking up stairs. I don’t even need to talk about flattening the curve and the ever changing science of vaccines and masks in any way.

But sure they understand “Climate Change” and Economics. They sure understand 93% peaceful protests. We will admit if nothing else they are the masters of statistics. You can tell from the polls they conduct. Anyone else worried as they take over our schools?

We here at DogFacePonia will leave this with a quote from Mark Twain “‘There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Democrats are the party of the 3rd.

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