Doctor King Cuomo has received the International Emmy Founders Award at Monday’s International Emmy Awards ceremony “in recognition of his leadership during the Covid-19 pandemic and his masterful use of television to inform and calm people around the world”. “He effectively created television shows, with characters, plot lines, and stories of success and failure”.
We at DogFacePonia thought he was supposed to be a Governor not an actor but we learned we were wrong. He put on the best reality TV show during the pandemic. His show mirrored the other reality shows on TV. His show was clearly based on fact, reality and science in keeping with the views of the Democrat Party. As a result of his fine work New York leads all states in COVID-19 Deaths.
We believe that his major literature contribution has been overlooked so we started a letter writing campaign which resulted in a Nobel Prize nomination for Literature. NYTimes describes the content this way “Governor Andrew Cuomo tells the riveting story of how he took charge in the fight against COVID-19 as New York became the epicenter of the pandemic, offering hard-won lessons in leadership and his vision for the path forward.”
DogFacePonia believes Cuomo also should receive a Nobel Peace Prize nomination. The underlying reason is that he brought peace to older people in nursing homes. He allowed them to exit life earlier with less suffering than they would have experienced from spending their final days in nursing homes.
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