Tensions between North Korea and DogFacePonia Rise Over Dogs

We at DogFacePonia are appalled that dogs are a popular food in North Korea. Kim Jung Un has ordered all pet dogs in North Korea to be confiscated in the country’s capital. Dog owners fear the dogs will be used for food given that there is a food shortage.  Dennis Rodman better watch what he eats when he goes to Korea.

DogFacePonia has established an adoption agency to save the dogs called Dollars-For-Dogs.   For just $15, you can save a dog from certain death in North Korea and get an engraved stone in the DogFacePonia square remembering your sacrifice. You also get the dog.

Philanthropist Michael Vick has pledged $15,000 to the charity and is waiting for his 1000 dogs.

In other news, Dennis Rodman and Michael Vick are opening a new restaurant in North Korea.  They will buy meat from the government after Kim Jung Un helped them out.

We here at DogFacePonia are angry we like dogs. Also if it’s dogs today if will be dogfaceponies tomorrow. We have threatened war with North Korea if any citizens of DogFacePonia are harmed in any way. The situation is dire but North Korea would rather have dollars than dogs.  The United Nations has gone to the dogs. A protest at the UN drew 75 dogs and many dogface pony soldiers.