Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She said President Trump was gifted an ear piercing by an attendee. He was truly fired up about it and threw his fist in the air chanting “Fight, Fight, Fight”. He seems to be recovering well from it and attending the RNC. It is well known that ear piercings are almost as dangerous as Covid. The way she sees it he rose like a Phoenix after a Lebron James-esque fall. No one gets up from falls like this Cheatle explained. The Secret Service had an ear to Trump’s Interests and allowed him to rise. If they had not been there who knows?
CNN was quick to report the President’s fall causing Secret Service to rush Trump off the stage and protect him from their fake media coverage. This in their eyes made the event all the more peaceful as Trump said fewer things to hurt Liberal feelings.
What truly could have made it more peaceful you ask? Buildings surrounding the event could have been set on fire. This way it could be more like the George Floyd protest of 2020 that was mostly peaceful. Cheatle explained burning buildings would protect her agents from all dangerous sloped roofs.
Joy Reid appeared annoyed and screamed burning buildings is just racist. We requested further comment for an explanation. Joy Reid responded that asking a question related to Republicans is racist. After this solid understanding, we asked her about Trump’s new ear piercing. Once again she responded it is deplorable, you guessed it racist.
Members of The Trump team are considering bringing in Kyle Rittenhouse to guard buildings in the future. This would be another way to make things even safer and more peaceful.
We here in DogFacePonia are saddened by these events. We would like to blow smoke toward Joy Reid for her help with racism. We can hope this can make the whole world more peaceful.
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