The Brandon Variant

Man Wearing Let's Go Brandon Shirt

Liberal news has been silent about the deadly nature of the Brandon Variant. Most experts believe this variant may have been around since January 3, 1973. This deadly variant was thwarted in 1988 and again in 2008; still from 2008 to 2016 the O-Brandon Variant was horrific and costly to Americans. In 2016 it seemed Brandon was old news, only to come back again with vengeance on January 20, 2021.

Today the Brandon Variant seems incoherent and reckless. The costs of the Brandon Variant are weighing heavy on the minds of Americans, according to many polls. Below are 4 of the most prominent worries of the people.

  1. The Southern Border is being flooded with massive waves of Branditos.
  2. The West coast is being attacked by dangerous cargo vessels.
  3. The Northern border pipelines are being shut down.
  4. The East coast is being bombarded by air strikes every night by aliens.

We here in DogFacePonia only have one thing to say and that is “F(ire) U(nstable) Joe Biden, or do something about these dangerous things the Brandon Variant has created. We have a funny feeling that Joe Biden has a pretty good understanding of the Brandon Variant, he embodies it. Unless he forgot.

Lets Go Brandon” (CC BY 2.0) by Chris Yarzab