FBI Asks for People to Spy on Joe Biden and Their Neighbors

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The FBI has called for Americans to report on suspicious behaviors and signs of mobilization to violence. The plan is to perfect an effort to prevent homegrown violent extremism.

Many of the indicators may involve constitutionally protected activities and may be insignificant on their own. However, when occurring in combination with other suspicious behaviors, these indicators may raise concerns in a reasonable person and constitute a basis for reporting.

“Law enforcement action should not be taken solely based on the exercise of constitutionally protected rights, or on the apparent or actual party, race, ethnicity, national origin or religion of the subject, or on any combination of these factors. Individuals are encouraged to contact law enforcement if, based on indicators and the situational context, they suspect an individual is mobilizing to violence.”

What to Watch For

  • Purchasing a MyPillow
  • Going to a Trump rally
  • Registering as a Republican
  • Flying the American Flag
  • Using the bathroom of their birth assigned gender
  • Claiming all lives matter
  • Hiding in a basement
  • Displaying symptoms of cognitive decline
  • Attending church frequently

President Joe Biden was reported by those around him for displaying openly or secretly substantially all of the suspect behaviors. The FBI has opened a file on him.

For instance, Joe continues to use the bathroom of his sex assigned at birth. He has American Flags flying in excessive numbers around his house. Maids were tasked removing identifying tags from MyPillows to try and evade detection. The local election commission in Delaware refuses to confirm or deny that a Biden is a registered Republican. When asked, the President said that the registration was Trump sabotage to undermine him with the Left. Biden was also reported to have attended a Trump rally but he claims it was the Great Imposter. Biden persists in attending church weekly.

We here at DogFacePonia believe that President Biden may be planning an executive order requiring schools to teach reading, writing and arithmetic. We would applaud this extremist behavior.