Our sources have informed us Hunter Biden is relieved to not be on the Epstein list. When he first heard about this list, he honestly thought he might be on it. Usually when high-profile stuff like this goes on he was involved. He thought that after the sobbing he did in front of America (instead of testifying), this might look bad
For the most part, Hunter got “services” from Ukraine, Russia, China, and other members of The Biden Family (like his brother’s widow). Hunter, however, forgot a lot about what he did when I was “suffering” from his drug affliction. Joe Biden was also glad to not be on the list. Joe could not remember anything either but it was for different reasons.
The Epstein list contained a list of many rich and powerful people. Interestingly before Biden was running for President these A-List offenders were not interested in hanging out with Hunter. They didn’t want anything to do with the drugged-out loser son of a dementia-ridden disaster. Hunter probably tried to come along but just wasn’t invited.
We at DogFacePonia believe Hunter can sleep well for now. He can instead worry about all his other crimes and trials. He now knows that Epstein’s list isn’t one of them.
Image From: Bill Clark | CQ-Roll Call, Inc. – Public Domain
