“I don’t want to talk to you” Winning in Exit Polls.

Exit polls are being conducted around the Nation as we try to determine who will win the election.

Anonymous Sources are telling us it is all basically just made up.

When we interviewed the exit pollsters they told us they broke down those polled into 5 categories:

  1. I don’t want to talk to you – 45%
  2. Trump MAGA, Wahoo, Save America -35%
  3. Go do unkind things to yourself you lying dogface pony pollster. -10%
  4. I guess Biden -7%
  5. Other (Jorgensen, Hawkins, West, etc) -3%

The pollsters have decided to add “I dont want to talk to you” to Biden giving him 52% and a victory. We at Dogfaceponia are not so sure …

Image From: “Exit” (CC BY 2.0) by Tim Green aka atoach