Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)

Teleprompter

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is what we are told. Joe Biden avoided questions, events and pretty much let the teleprompter do the talking. Apparently, the Teleprompter got 80 million votes.

Kamala uses a similar teleprompter plan to facilitate her election hoping for more than 80 million votes. She hopes for at least 20 million illegal aliens to vote for her. She has used the teleprompter to give her stump speech but when the teleprompter failed she had to resort to continued repetition because she doesn’t know her own speech. No one even noticed that she repeated 32 days 32 times since she always repeats herself holistically because she was raised in a middle-class family.

Automatic Teleprompter plan 3.0 (AKA BATPLAN Returns as the KATPLAN):

  • Use The Teleprpter whenever possible even if it is a layup Oprah interview.
  • It’s Donald Trump’s fault. All Kamala has to do is fill in the blank. Ukraine, Israel, hurricane Helene, climate change, Iran, riots, Sharknados. It works for anything.
  • Donald Trump lies. Most Democrats believe it even when facts do not support it.
  • Donald Trump refuses to debate me again because I had an earpiece camouflaged as an earring. Come on Man, you will need more than an AR-15 at Butler.
  • Please move the teleprompter closer or speak louder in my earpiece. There are only 5 people here and they won’t leak.
  • Where am I? What Time is It? I couldn’t be bothered to return to Washington because I was at a Hollywood fundraiser. It doesn’t matter pick the place and the media will cover for Kamala.
  • MAGA is a threat to Democracy, wait I thought that was me. Hurricane Helene hit and Joe and I had other obligations. We will get on it in a few days or weeks.
  • Come On, Man. Are you on drugs, or booze? Yes?
  • We follow the science. Whose science is not clear, but to be clear MAGA doesn’t follow it. Just say science is the opposite of whatever Trump says.
  • The virus was from Russia. Why not? Just like the Atlantic, we can produce a whistleblower for anything related to Russia. Ukraine needs our money to fight Russia.
  • If the Teleprompter is not working say I was raised in a Middle-Class Family and Americans are aspiring people who aspire to be aspiring with pride in the lawns.
  • Challenging the Election results is Anti-American. -Unless you are A Democrat
  • I would do anything different than Joe Biden.
  • Avoid Questions in any way possible. Be talking on the phone or at a fundraiser.

Joe Biden avoided questions, events, and pretty much let the teleprompter do the talking. Now Kamala avoids questions, and disasters. As must as possible she lets her staff do the talking. This all makes sense as after her interviews she drops in the polls. With Kamala in office as VP she is emulating Biden. The next phase of the plan will be enacted if she is elected President. Illegals are more important than Americans and Gordon Sondland is now supporting Trump. Wait I wasn’t supposed to say that. Where is my teleprompter?