In order to help redistribute the national wealth the government is creating a new national lottery. Congress will fund this by adding it to another bill as Salaries and Expenses. Most of that money will got to the Big Guy and them of course. The rest will fun the prizes below.
The Lottery Prizes
- A year’s supply of food awarded as 52 $100 food vouchers. By the end of the year you may be able to buy a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs for that amount.
- A year’s supply of baby formula awarded as one can a week. Baby not required. This one works to help supplement your diet or feed your baby. If not available no substitutions allowed.
- A year’s supply of gas awarded as 52 $100 vouchers. By the end of the year you may be able to afford to run your mower if you walk to get the gas. There is also a real chance that there won’t be gas to buy.
- A trip to a refugee state for
an abortiona campout. If you are not pregnant you have 6 months to get pregnant to claim this trip otherwise you have to actually camp. With any luck we all could be in tents as Biden builds back better or reeducates better. CRT, BLM and LBTQX!@#R$FDHHY+ for all in camp!
- A vacation to Delaware to go on a biking tour with Joe. The government is held blameless for any falls or crashes.
- A weekend a Hunter’s. Have you ever wanted to snort a line of Baby Formula with the Son of a President? Now you can! Plus get full Secret Service Protection which is only costing America $30,000 a month.
- A year’s supply of free Booster Shots be first in line to get a booster anytime you want.
The Supreme Court has already been petitioned to hear a case. The lottery is gambling which many believe should be regulated by states not the federal government. As such you may have to get to another state. We here at DogFacePonia believe that taxes should not be used to support this lottery. Somewhere Clarence Thomas is smiling as he prepares to strike this law down so he can again be called a Black White Supremacist.
Image From “Occupy San Francisco Camp” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Franco Folini