Plan to Fix Education

You Not Elect 2 Fail

We at DogFacePonia are always trying to improve the educational system. To that end, we are analyzing educational progress in states and around the world.

Ketanji Brown Jackson received a Harvard education yet she doesn’t know what a woman is. We have investigated how that can be resolved. If you’re not sure if the pony you’re looking at is a male or a female, take a peak at their undercarriage! The easiest way to identify a female pony is by the absence of a package and the presence of a vulva and teats. Pony soldiers can determine sex without being a veterinarian but Supreme Court nominees cannot without a biologist to help. Ketanji Brown Jackson is at a loss because she is not allowed to look at the undercarriage. Though we don’t recommend this in human schools yet somehow despite wanting to teach young children about sexuality Liberals don’t even know how to identity it.

The president of the American Federation of teachers incorrectly spelled “Ukraine.”  She also was promoting a tweet where the Ukrainian flag was depicted upside down (later photoshopped correctly) in a post that was later deleted. It is thus doubtful that she could find Ukraine on a map (spelled correctly). The American education system has failed to teach spelling and geography even to the president of the American Federation of teachers so how can we teach sexual education to primary school children. We don’t have enough biologists(or geographers). We at DogFacePonia are emphasizing spelling and geography over LGBTQ+ education. There are more letters than those in their alphabet for now.

A Disney Education

Don’t say Gay bill proves Democrats can’t read either. The word gay doesn’t appear in the bill and is not a focus of the bill. Disney is promoting their inability to read as well. Disney believes men and women; boys and girls doesn’t include everyone. So who or what is left out? Disney doesn’t really care if children can read as their preferred form of education is watch Disney plus. When the next lockdown comes that will be happy to provide all education to the children. The next generation will know all there is to know about Disney Princex and Prins. Still we will not have qualified Geographers, Biologists and it seems Supreme Court Justices.

Kamala must have gotten an A in Word Salad 101 in a recent course in law school. She demonstrates the superior educational opportunities in California. Are we able to educate our children in word salad so they too can be Vice President. After all Kamala is a role model.

Thus far we have not found a clear answer on how to fix education in DogFacePonia but our first logical step might be to ban Disney. Otherwise, all our children will know is the list below and we prefer reading. arithmetic, geography and speech.

Prince/Princess helpful guide

  • Prin; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Prinxe; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Princet; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Princette; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Princev; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Princen; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Princus; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.
  • Your Highness; neutral, a way of addressing royalty.
  • Heir; neutral, refers to future monarchy.
  • Princex; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending, POC-coined and POC exclusive.

Image From: “You May Not Elect to Fail” (CC BY 2.0) by Enokson