The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gender of Princesses

We here in DogFacePonia are predicting a new Disney Princess is on the way. In the name of unity and equality, a trans-gender princess must be in the works. This will to teach our children important things, like how being different can help them to dominate in the world of 42 genders. If we limit ourselves to only two genders, as science dictates, we may miss the point of having men dominate everything; not men completely, but men who choose a confused path toward dominating women that is PC.

We here in DogFacePonia are not sure what PC means anymore? Is it Politically Correct or could it just be Poison Culture. Our brains are really hurting too much right now to figure it out for ourselves. That is why we have Joe Biden to let us know that biological men can and will dominate women’s sports. Hence, the need for a proper collection of 42 gender diverse princesses.

Some are wondering if the improbability drive was used to drop us into this improbable situation. Others are concerned that the mass stupidity of the woke gender theory and 42 princesses will be used as justification to destroy earth to make a hyperspatial express route. Don’t Panic, there is no proof of this, all though there is something on display in Alpha Centari explaining it.

It can be hard to fit into the galaxy of 42 genders, but as everyone knows 42, is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. The Answer was first calculated by the supercomputer Deep Thought after seven and a half million years of thought. It seems that science and science fiction have now merged, hence 42 genders. Disney is a very forward-thinking company; it is only natural to assume a transgender Princess is on the way. According to Disney, If you don’t understand any of this, you probably just need to get a babel fish in your ear. The babel fish will help to translate the woke theory into an logical understandable language. This might be dangerous to your health, however.

We here in DogFacePonia, believe that when Disney chooses to go down this path the prefect choice for the Transgender Princess’s voice, would be Mike Tyson. Have you heard him talk? On top of it he has a rap sheet showing he is happy to dominate women. Hence, by the rule of 42, Mike Tyson is the most fitting person to play the part of a transgender Princess. Or maybe, just maybe, we could go to our roots and we might find 42 is not the answer to the gender question. Is it possible the scientific answer of 2 could be correct?

We just write the news here in DogFacePonia, just like CNN!!! Maybe, we will get more science one day but until then happy 42, it is always the answer, but what was the question?

In other news it seem the Democrats will need to impeach Trump 40 more times to get to the magic number.

Image From: “Disney_Princess_2025_Logo 2” (Public Domain) by PatrickRich