The Mating Calls of Democrats

Despite an entire summer of love with calls to “Defund the Police” Democrats openly admit that walls and US Troops can help defend our freedom (or at least the Inauguration). Ok, we could not get one US Representative to speak to us to confirm this information. Yet we hear it is rumored that forces in DC could swell to more than 25,000 troops before Joe Biden is to be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. Never mind that we could barely come up with 10 when cities across the country were burning and 0 to guard the Capital on January 6th. But we will be stopping with the Whataboutism because we might woke someone.

We here in DogFacePonia are extremely confused for four years now. We have been told walls don’t work. Yet, walls and barricades in all of DC and some other state Capitals are set up in full glory. We have been told over the last 4 years that Afghan Gender Studies and the Mating calls of Costa Rican Frogs are way better uses of the money. But I mean China has the Great Wall so it’s cool now.

In other news, calls of “no election fraud could possibly have occurred” have been repeated. This even when more representatives stood in challenge of electors than ever before in the history of our nation. We here in DogFacePonia totally understand, please move along, please get in line sheep behind the most contested election ever. Stop the Baseless accusations. There was no Widespread voter fraud, just in Democratic Counties in Swing States. Nothing Widespread must be part of the Mating call.

Can we remind you that Trump was elected based on Russian interference. Putin personally hacked Dominion Voting Systems and changed the Votes. Wait they mean … “I did not have Voting relations with that Company, Dominion Voting Systems”

Do they really need to say it again? For the betterment of the nation now that Democrats are in control they say. Joe Biden and his Family have been getting rich off our Government for 47 years. Why would you choose to question anything surrounding his greatness? You should start enjoying Chinese Food, learn some Mandarin too, Comrade. Do as we say, or we will use the military to control you is the new call.

AOC has a great idea to set up a commission to “rein in” media. In the wake of the breach of the U.S. Capitol, they need to “rein in” misinformation. We here in DogFacePonia think misinformation is clearly a plague in the media. But as Joe Biden once said, “ We hold these Truths to be you you know the thing.” It could be considered shocking that Joe Biden could not even stomach to say the words all men are created equal. It may be one of the most honest things he has done.

  1. Joe Biden clearly does not think we are all equal, he even refers to some people as lying DogFacePony Soldiers.
  2. Joe Biden thinks even all blacks are equal I mean he did group them all together and explain how they are not black if they don’t vote for him.

Now we enter the truest, “Reimagine” campaign to date. Reimagine how to define lawlessness. Protests are no longer qualifying protests unless they fly the appropriate BLM flag during the protest. All other protests shall be further referred to as Insurrections. We here in DogFacePonia become more confused each day but we have high hopes for the planned re-education camps. The Democratics would like to offer us these as a means to learn new mating calls to help us adjust to the beautiful world they plan to drop on us. We truly think that Democrats would benefit the county more by talking about the real mating call that is already taking place silently to “Defund and/or Destroy Non-Democrats.” Failing that, we could always consider the calls to Reimagine Free Speech, I mean it would still be Free Speech only better and Reimagined.

We here in DogFacePonia definitely agree Democrats have a very good imagination. We are encouraging Trump to put out our call. We are hoping he will use the Emergency Broadcast System to read the Constitution to Democrats and other Americans who clearly did not learn about it in school. Maybe after hearing it we can hope and pray a few Democrats reimagine their own views and hear a new calling.

Image From: “Spring Peeper” (Public Domain) by U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service – Northeast Region