There are many reasons to open the schools and we here at DogFacePonia don’t have all the answers. But we have some ideas about why it might not be such a bad idea to keep schools closed.
1.) No More Liberal Brainwashing
2.) Children can wear their MAGA hat all Day
3.) No Planned Parenthood Sex Ed
4.) No chance to catch the flu
5.) No need to pay the teachers to be in a union that hates babies(Teachers Union Supports Abortion)
6.) You are allowed to Pray to God if you want.
7.) No More Common Core Math. (or other Common Core Garbage)
8.) No Peer Pressure (To Kneel or Do drugs)
9.) Children can take HCQ if you want.
10.) Children don’t have to wear masks!
Image From: “廃校(closed school)” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by NARUMI.