WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak

Fowl Pox

The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job is to “support countries, our Member States, as they negotiate and agree on an accord to commit to protecting future generations from pandemics”.

After discussion of the DPRK COVID-19 outbreak and China’s zero tolerance policy, questions came up regarding global hepatitis cases in children and monkey pox.

After these questions were answered, the discussion turned to pony pox (DogFacePony Pox). The Ponypox virus belongs to the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxvponia. The Orthopoxvirus genus also includes variola virus (the cause of smallpox), vaccinia virus (used in the smallpox vaccine), and cowpox virus. News of an outbreak of pony pox is very concerning to the WHO. They have issued an edict quarantining DogFacePonia. This is the first action under the pending Global Pandemic Treaty. The WHO is picking up the banner and will control misinformation. All information from DogFacePonia is now being censored to make certain no disinformation is spread. Does herd immunity need to be achieved to exit the pandemic? Is the virus spread through pony riding? Is there a chance of sexual side effects?

We at DogFacePonia have not ratified this treaty and neither has the United States Senate. Not to worry, Biden can sign it and it will apply to the US and DogFacePonia. Biden feels they did such a great job with Covid that they need more power. We feel that an insignificant out break of pony pox will be designated as a pandemic and our civil liberties will be curtailed under this Treaty.

The WHO will partner with other organizations like the FDA. Chickens, Cows, Monkeys and now Ponies all have some kind of Pox related to them. The WHO will move to ban these animals because they could transmit pox. They will euthanize entire herds if infection is found or if they just want to impact the global food chain and cause starvation. Any argument is disinformation they are doing this to protect you, just like FDA caused a major shortage in baby formula to protect babies. Don’t worry Bill Gates will come to the rescue with more vaccines and biograss milk on cue!

Image From “Fowl pox? on ISA brown comb” (CC BY-NC 2.0) by johnpaulgoguen